Welcome to the 49th installment of the The Wrong Read. It’s Week 1, which means I’ve now been up to this for a full year. Seeing as this is No. 49, that also means I’m a few weeks behind. But considering that time itself is a contradiction, we can move on without making a big deal of it. What I’m about to say has little to do with Week 1 anyway, so pretend I wrote it three weeks ago.