If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella. If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.
— Ned Flanders (Burns, Baby Burns)
Despite writing the column last week and morale improving, the beatings in my fantasy matchups continued. If I have to suffer through another week of awful defeats, my mission will be clear: find and kill the fantasy gods.
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