A fantasy football site that has a Chase Daniel post hiding somewhere in the couch cushions doesn’t really perceive absurdity in the way that most sites do. For that reason we’re giving you the ultimate absurdity. We’ve used the code that underlies the Lineup Dominator Apps to generate 2,509 unique lineup combinations. The only reason we stopped there is because 2,510 seemed obscene.
All of the combinations are on this Google Spreadsheet and sorted by the number of points we have that lineup projected for. There’s also a “Unique Teams” column so that if you only wanted to look at stacks, you can do that too.
Note that the projected points aren’t going to be enough to win the million dollars. We can only take you so far. Variance will have to get you the rest of the way toward telling your boss you can’t come in on Monday because you’ve buried yourself in a sandcastle of hookers and blow.
Go nuts jackals. Google Doc link.