From the hosts of the critically acclaimed podcast The Solis Report — the No. 1 late-night show in fantasy — comes a weekly column, chopping up the week’s news and talkin’ a few trades.

John  

Week 1 in the books and we’re on to Cincinnati!

Devin  

Yessir. Folks, we’ve got a brand new show out this weekend. Hope you will check it out. Talkin’ some Chargers Curse and we discover a surprising fact about the NFL’s favorite music according to a new poll.

John  

Hey, did you catch any of that Carolina game? Teddy Bridgewater‘s return to starterdom?

Devin  

Couldn’t put a one in the win column, but a nice day for RotoViz favorite Robby Anderson.

Robby Anderson is WR1 pic.twitter.com/l2H8P7gHUU

— Bootleg Fantasy Football (@BootlegFantasy) September 16, 2020

John  

Hey, Dev, what do you say to a panther mascot that steals your job?

Devin  

I don’t know, John, what do you say?

John  

“You Sir Purr?”

Devin  

Ugh, okay, moving on.

You question it, but Vic Fangio now has two more timeouts for his heaven jar

— Patrick Daugherty (@RotoPat) September 15, 2020

Devin  

Overlooked in the Vic Fangio meltdown was that the Monday Night announcers spent the last ten minutes of the game berating Fangio for not trying to run the clock out on a one-point lead. And then as soon as Denver punted they started berating him for not calling timeouts to extend the game. Do you even hear yourselves guys?

John  

Almost makes me miss the Dennis Miller days.

Devin  

We gotta get Brian Griese out of the booth. Maybe Jon Gruden can hire him? He’s probably still better than Nathan Peterman.

Devin  

Can I make a confession, John. I’m getting tired of the name “Zero RB.” Did you know you can now draft one RB and that’s still zero RB? You can draft two RBs and it’s still zero RB! Give me a strategy that lives up to its name, please, is that too much to ask?

John  

So what is your preferred strategy then?

Devin  

I’ve been heavy on the A.J. Green strategy this year.

John  

Oh, okay, so this is just where you make sure you walk away from the draft with A.J. Green?

Devin  

No, A.J. Green hasn’t been healthy in three years. It’s where you start out Adams, Jacobs, Gurley, Ridley, Evan ENgram. It’s right there in the name, c’mon keep up, John.

John  

That was a quite a set-up for that disturbingly-plausible-late-draft-slot joke. I’m just gonna post a good joke now. A palate cleanser, if you will.

Devin  

Whadja tweet, John?

More like Alvin Chimera – this guy's part GOAT!

— ????? (@SolisReport) September 13, 2020

Devin  

Half man, half amazing. Okay, I’m-a posting my-a Moor-ay tweet.

[Jonathan Irons doing a terrible Italian accent]
Maya Moore! https://t.co/gFVJEYPPNQ

— devin mcintyre (@devinmci) September 17, 2020

John  

Ok, we’re going off the rails here. Folks, please check out the new episode of The Solis Report, everywhere podcasts are found. Dev, you want to talk some trades?

The McIntyre Report

Devin

Yes, indeed! In this segment, we’ll talk some trades, and take a look at some players whose value might be changing. If you have trade questions, send ‘em in! Hit us up on twitter @devinmci and @solisreport.

This wouldn’t be the McIntyre Report if our first undervalued player wasn’t Jared Cook.